Imagine the kind of e-mail someone sent to me. I was just dumbfounded.
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN!!!
Greetings to you our prospective client. We are members of the movement
called “the DISCIPLES OF THE ZEALOTS”.
We are the greatest armed force and hired guns on the face of the earth;
we are assassins, we deliver parcels and cleanup any mess you need to be
cleaned up. We are precise, accurate and timely in delivery our target to
our clients. We can get to and take out our target within 24hours from the
time of contact from our client from anywhere in the world. All we need
from you is give us the information and number of one enemy, a photograph
or sketch of the face and the place he/she was last seen anywhere in the
world and in 24hours you will get your good news. If you ever feel
threatened by anyone, if anyone is your political opposition if your wife
or husband or any member of the family or friends or enemy makes you feel
unsafe and you don’t feel comfortable with it, contact us, give us the
information we require and we will give you rest within 24hours.
We carry out our assignment without a trace, even you, our client cannot
trace our foot step neither will the job be traced to you. If you have
friends who play dirty and know how things work, they will know us and how
we do our job. ANY PART OF THE BODY YOU NEED AS PROOF, WE WILL DELIVER TO
YOUR DOOR STEP
Our mission to make the world habitable and for those who are willing to
take out anyone standing in the way of their achievement or anyone willing
to reveal your secret. We will KILL